Honestly gonna be a short one!

Mornin Kats and Dawgs...

Really not feelin well today so this will definately be a bit short, although I know a lot is goin on in La La Land!

First off - I hate to say this but it looks like Justin and Jess are NOT gonna make it...Long story but bottom line - she's way too serious for him!

Taylor Swift - totally needs a new manager - her's really f'd up her radio call this am and it was actually difficult to even listen too. DAH - she doesn't want to talk about the award!! - the call was eventually dropped after Todd Schnitt asked about it THREE TIMES! It's over - leave her alone!

Back to Hef - Does anyone really believes he sleeps with these kats? Now there are 4 and they are all for SHOW!! C'mon - he's over the whole sleeping around thing - he can't even get out of his jammies! Little blue pill??

Although it has been reported Khloe K is getting married - NOT happening!! She's been seeing that guy all about 5 mins which is equivelent to 5 years in 'real life', but it's not going to happen. She's jealous of all the attention Kourtney is gettin and NOW who are we talking about - so Yup it did work - good job Khloe!

I wish, I wish, I wish PARIS HILTON WOULD PLEASE GO AWAY!! She's in trouble with the law again and ya know what - I DON'T EVEN CARE - YAWN - HER 45 MINS ARE UP!! Who would have thunk her 15 mins would have gone on for so long...PS - Check out Nikki's legs - can we stay - "starving for attention!"

Avril and Deryck Whibley - C'mon did anyone think this would last??? She married him when she was 21!!! Which in the Rock world is like getting married when you're 7! Plus she's been seen out and about with a slew of guys. Is anyone shocked??

Paula Abdul - I totally gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought she needed a break...and than she goes and "makes fun" of Ellen - guess what - lost ALL respect for Mz. Abdul! Now i'm glad she's not coming back, maybe she can take the time and learn the proper way to clap hands, while cleaning after all her dogs...

Homewrecker LeAnn Rymes had a minor fender bender - KARMA already!!!????

Dereck (from DWTS) and Shannon Elizabeth are back together - again - does anyone really care - she's washed up and he's gross! Whatever...So don't care - not like it will last! Any guy that dances and prances around like him will eventually end up with another guy!

Amy Winehouse (WINER) got herself a new man and shockingly - he's HOT!! Can't imagine he's in it for the "love or attraction". Lets follow this one - should be entertaining!

Kate Gosselin and Paula Deen - New talk show coming soon - Imagine the trainwreck this will be. That was fast. By the way - who takes care of those 8 kids?? Not that either Jon nor Kate care - DYFS should step in.

OK - I do have more but i'm tired! Will continue later!

BTW - did anyone see the new housewives last night - Kim is definately Emmy worthy!!

xoxo - U