Friday, September 18, 2009

Honestly gonna be a short one!

Mornin Kats and Dawgs...

Really not feelin well today so this will definately be a bit short, although I know a lot is goin on in La La Land!

First off - I hate to say this but it looks like Justin and Jess are NOT gonna make it...Long story but bottom line - she's way too serious for him!

Taylor Swift - totally needs a new manager - her's really f'd up her radio call this am and it was actually difficult to even listen too. DAH - she doesn't want to talk about the award!! - the call was eventually dropped after Todd Schnitt asked about it THREE TIMES! It's over - leave her alone!

Back to Hef - Does anyone really believes he sleeps with these kats? Now there are 4 and they are all for SHOW!! C'mon - he's over the whole sleeping around thing - he can't even get out of his jammies! Little blue pill??

Although it has been reported Khloe K is getting married - NOT happening!! She's been seeing that guy all about 5 mins which is equivelent to 5 years in 'real life', but it's not going to happen. She's jealous of all the attention Kourtney is gettin and NOW who are we talking about - so Yup it did work - good job Khloe!

I wish, I wish, I wish PARIS HILTON WOULD PLEASE GO AWAY!! She's in trouble with the law again and ya know what - I DON'T EVEN CARE - YAWN - HER 45 MINS ARE UP!! Who would have thunk her 15 mins would have gone on for so long...PS - Check out Nikki's legs - can we stay - "starving for attention!"

Avril and Deryck Whibley - C'mon did anyone think this would last??? She married him when she was 21!!! Which in the Rock world is like getting married when you're 7! Plus she's been seen out and about with a slew of guys. Is anyone shocked??

Paula Abdul - I totally gave her the benefit of the doubt and thought she needed a break...and than she goes and "makes fun" of Ellen - guess what - lost ALL respect for Mz. Abdul! Now i'm glad she's not coming back, maybe she can take the time and learn the proper way to clap hands, while cleaning after all her dogs...

Homewrecker LeAnn Rymes had a minor fender bender - KARMA already!!!????

Dereck (from DWTS) and Shannon Elizabeth are back together - again - does anyone really care - she's washed up and he's gross! Whatever...So don't care - not like it will last! Any guy that dances and prances around like him will eventually end up with another guy!

Amy Winehouse (WINER) got herself a new man and shockingly - he's HOT!! Can't imagine he's in it for the "love or attraction". Lets follow this one - should be entertaining!

Kate Gosselin and Paula Deen - New talk show coming soon - Imagine the trainwreck this will be. That was fast. By the way - who takes care of those 8 kids?? Not that either Jon nor Kate care - DYFS should step in.

OK - I do have more but i'm tired! Will continue later!

BTW - did anyone see the new housewives last night - Kim is definately Emmy worthy!!

xoxo - U

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Hi Guys and Dolls...

Not too much really intersting GOSSIP out there at the moment - will fill you in on a few tidbits and than, being that Halloween is right around the corner - check out the website at the bottom of the page - for freaks, geeks and all you normal folks out there (are there any??)

First off - As far as my comment about Kanye being racist and coming from the hood - I am retracting that - it was offensive and classless. I honestly don't know what his childhood was like, therefore, I had no right to judge! Enough said.

Back to Jon and Kate and now THE NANNY!! NANNYGATE TAKE II - I take back anything that may have appeared to be remotely supportive of his behaviour...He slept with the nanny - Stephanie - above the garage while his EIGHT kids were inside.... and that fiance is still with him?? WTF?? Disgusted and I think TLC should just drop the show - it's a hot mess - there are 8 little lives living this horror? Is there any Executive at TLC that has an ounce of morality??? If so - step in and do something - cancel the damn show!

Ugghh....The Hills are coming back - Sorry but without Lauren - it won't work. Although she was SOOO depressing all the time - it kinda made you feel like she was real. Kristen Cavillari is AWFUL and always has been! She's just stuck up and mean?? I don't know how these people become famous? She's boring to watch and she's a bitch!!! Audrina - Trainwreck - don't know if she can even tie her shoes, let alone read? Dumb as rock, good thing she's pretty - that's about all she has. Not really going to promote The Hills - it's run it's course and I am over it.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Ummm...
Ne Ne - think the "fame" went to her head. I really liked her the first season -she's TOTALLY different this season - she actually makes me like Kim (although I do believe Kim has serious mental issues and needs help! - not Big Poppa).

- She be Sheree - HA! She had a fashion show with NO CLOTHES!! - just pictures!! Pathetic and I really don't know who this chick thinks she is?? Although I do know she didn't get that "seven figure" settlement she was looking for! HA HA! I only bring up her fashion show from last season because she had the audacity to just not show for Lisa's. Karma's a bitch!!

- Lisa - Good for you for doing that fashion show - I do believe you are a hard worker, although the clothes were awful - they kind of looked like circus wear? - but you pulled it together and by Sheree not showing up just shows what she's made of. Just remember it's the "Real Housewives" and your husband is beginning to look like Simon from the NY cast.

- Kim - not much to say about you? I don't get it - you're sick, you're not sick, you were sick, your fine - why not just come clean? I'm thinking you have Hepatitis or something or maybe just BiPolar? You make Danielle from the NJ hen's look sane.

SJP and Mr. Broderick - Did you really think having surrogate twin baby girls would save your marriage? C'mon - that's psychology 101!! Again - kids being put in the middle of their parents messes - makes me sick!

Brad and Angie - Did anyone really think this was going to work? He's drinking and smoking so much pot b/c he had no idea what he was getting himself into. I just picture him walking around scratching his head like - uh dah - how do I get out of this mess! I don't even know - I think she's nuts and he's screwed.

Whitney Houston - Yes, I do believe that she's cleaned up her act but she's so tired! And perhaps neurologically "messed up". I hope she does well, stays on the right path, but she already admitted that she still drinks - classic case of one drug replacing another...

LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian - Oh C'mon - don't even know why I'm bringing these two kats up but does anyone believe this will be a love story - It's Mr. Tori Spelling all over again...(and for the record I liked him prior to this ever since he was on Third Watch) - so not anymore!

18 is ENOUGH!!! Those damn Duggers - god -enough is enough - do they not think they are damaging these children? She's in friggen la la land and he's just getting what he wants every night. Ughhh - this show really disgusts me.

Ed Westwick - Think he would be perfect to play Christian Slater's role in the new Heathers, not that I think they should re-make this cult classic, but if they are going to - he's the way to go!

I can't believe Ben Affleck screws around!! I really thought that he and Jen had a good relationship. I wonder if there are any men, especially in Hollywood, who don't screw around? Don't think so.

Holly Madison - Can we say - Ummm your famous for being a slut and sleeping with Hugh Hefner?? Her latest comment, and I quote was "YOU HAVE TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY AT THE MANSION. IF YOU LOOK AT HEF'S GIRLFRIEND NOW - SHE'S BASICALLY A CLONE OF ME". Oh get over yourself - you slept with Chris Angel!!! And just so to remind you - you were booted from the mansion b/c Hef was done with you - you gave him an ultimatum and he didn't want you?? Have a little bit of modesty - where did you grow up? - most likely L.A.

Mary Kate Olsen - Ok - the rag mags are giving her a hard time b/c she gained a little weight? Remember when she was admitted for Anorexia and now they are going to give her a hard time for gaining weight? I don't get it? You obviously can't win....

Scott Disick - Kourtney's baby dady - GROSS - he looks like a washed up porn star, however, good job - you did what you set out too do - wanted to be famous, even if it meant making a baby and all the while keeping girlfriends in NYC.

Stephanie Pratt - Pathetic and gross...

Keving Federline - OMG - has anyone seen the size of this whale???!! And he had the audacity to put Brittany down. He should go on the next season of "the biggest loser" - or they should make a new show just for him called "the biggest loser of all" - hey TLC will do it - they're all about exploitation without remorse. I'm sure they'd even let Sean Preston and Jayden James carry spit buckets around??!!

Mr Big's getting married! Congrats! Remember when people got married before they had children - ahhh - memories.

Haylie Duff - Why is she famous? Does anyone know if she's ever done anything?

Victoria Beckham - It hurts to look at you - please eat something REALLY fattening everyday for a month! Honestly, I think her style is dead on but you looks ghastly b/c of how thin you are!

Christina Applegate - Looks Awesome!! So glad she is feeling well and looking healthy!

Megan Fox - WOW - That was some letter that the crew wrote about you! You must be a peach to work with. Go back to David Silver and please retire in the middle of no-where - you are MEAN. See Letter:
"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina - second thought - she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?
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When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael - yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason - he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."
The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.
But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!"
-Loyal Transformers Crew
Late Saturday Bay waded in slamming both sides - see Huntington Post for more...

OK - there's A LOT more going on but YES I do have a life to get back to so will check in later...Have a good one! xoxo - U

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Queen of All Media!

Ok - here we go - well as the world already knows Kanye is an uneducated racist who believes he should choose who wins or loses EVERY award given. Who does this kat think he is?? How awesome was it when Jay Leno put him in his place??!! Not to say that it isn't awful what happened to his mother and that he is probably still grieving - but c'mon, didn't he learn any manners growing up in the hood?? And, does anyone recall the whole MTV incident when he didn't win a few years ago? All I have to say is don't buy his records, don't google him, ignore him - he's an as*. Enough about him.

Patrick Swayze - RIP - I watched the Barbara Walters interview and I have to say I think he's was a class act. He did have his demons - drugs, alcohol, etc...but don't we all?? And what a love story. Thoughts and prayers go out to his family - especially his wife.

Ellen on AI - I think this is a great idea!! Luv it! AI is in desperate need for a little comic relief (and I don't think Simon's shirts are doing it any longer)! Ellen appears to honest and c'mon she is funny, especially when she dances! Plus instead of laughing at someone like Paula, maybe AI fans will laugh WITH someone! I honestly think Paula has a major substance abuse problem and needs help - Paula - take some time and get the help you need! You are obviously talented so you will always work - just take a break.

Melanie back in rehab!! - Oh c'mon - from someone who knows - you don't check back into a facility unless you are hooked and want to kick it again! This was no plan that was set up years ago??? Get well soon and I do hope she can kick those demons finally...

The Bachelor - Anyone who believes that this guy wasn't cheating on Ms. Jillian is NUTS!! He's a scumbag and should just be honest - the truth will come out one day and she just looks like an idiot! KARMA (like they'll last anyway)

Pete and Ashley - Ah dah - He knocked her up and married her - did anyone really think he wasn't going to cheat?? They are miserable and she continuously drops her son off with her parents and goes to stay in a hotel "by herself"? Sounds fishy - but true.

Poor Ellen Pompeo - Her jerk of a husband is sleeping around with 19 year olds while she's home and pregnant.

Sean and Natalie - Yup - they are shacking up - that's why (and believe me) Sean's divorce will be finalized this time. Robin Wright was Wrong to ever take him back. Although, I do have to say he's a great actor....in all ways!

Jennifer Anniston did not have a boob job - dah - anyone ever heard of a push-up bra??!! Plus I would like to see her happy with Mr. Butler but not gonna happen - he's a playa!

Mr. Tori Spelling - Can't even remember that guys name - ughhh...can we say scumbag and yes he is the reason that Tori's inheritance was so little in comparison to what it would have been had Aaron never met the bastard.

Twilight - I'm over it...Bored - Yawn - who cares??

The Kardasian's - Look out for the little ones - Kendra and the other one (don't even remember her name) - I give it 18 months until they are the ones that everyone will be looking at.

DJ AM - RIP - poor guy - I believe it was suicide - it will come out soon - he had a lot of demons.

Lastly - hate to do it but Jon and Kate - she mentally beat the hell out of him for 10 years, although I don't condone his behaviour - he's ANGRY!!! Wouldn't you be if you got your ass kicked for 10 years by HER??

Oh one more thing - I though Jesse Csinsak was a cool guy - he texted me a few times and we emailed back and forth, but turns out he's NOT! Good call Deanna...

Will fill you in on more later! Have a good one! xoxo - U